I added tons of pictures from the Faire this weekend and If I go back I'll be sure to take sons more!

Peace!

 Let's see if you can get through it

If not, you're too scared about your past..



1. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
I can't even remember who the fuck it was...
Oh fuck. Okay, I remember. Maybe

2. How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told YOU they loved you?
A grand few too many

3. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry any?
Just the one.

4. Are you crushing on someone?
My Shower head.... Seriously, No time for crushes.

5. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurt?
No. But I've loved someone and their absence is very painful.

6. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend mad?
Fuck yeah. That's what you do. You fight,  and you fuck  and you get over it.

7. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
Being single is the balance between loneliness and euphoria; you're lonely before you go to bed and you're Euphoric for the rest of the god damn day

8. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
Yup. What a cock I am.

9. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Only Once Romantically.

10. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Yes, and I'm not proud of it... but seriously, yeah, I'm totally proud of it.

11. Think any of your ex's feels the same?
What does that even mean? Like still has feelings for me? A few probably- but who cares?

12. Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
No. I feel like I'm suffocating and I do unspeakably terrible things.

13. Have you dated people who were not good to you?
Many. I wasn't a gem myself. They're forgettable. Forgotten even.

15. Have you dated someone older than you?
Hahahaha. They've all been older. Some by 48 hours others by 10 years.

16. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
No. No One deserves anything. But if you want it badly enough, you'll take it anyway. You make the Grand Gesture.

17. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Everybody gets one. But I do know everything I need to know at first sight. Most times anyway.

18. Do you want to get married?
Never. Fly High, Free Byrd.

19. Does a heart break really feel as bad as its said to be?
I think if you aren't strong enough, it can crush you. Literally fucking kill you.

20. Would you believe one of your exes if she/he said they still love you?
Yes. To the best of their abilities, sure.

21. Would you date your best male/female friend?


22. Has your last ex called you by a nickname after the break up?
Everyone calls me by my nickname.

23. Do you regret any of your relationships?
Nope: Screenwriter. Tragic/bizarre shit makes for big money.

24. Who is an ex you think about most often?
Oh, My Giant. My Heart, Forever.

25. Do u feel like any of your exes are missing out and messing up on what they had before?
I could give a fuck. Not my problem.

Capt. Steve's question:
26. Would you ever take your ex back?
If he were alive, yes. Emphatically yes. But thats not the case.